cheeseburqers:
HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING
sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
sakibatch:
U THINK UR SHOWER IS SAFE IT IS AN ILLISION FUCKING CHRIST
HOLY FUCK I SNORTED IT DIDN’T SOUND HUMAN

This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said it. And I’m not even saying anything. I’m not talking about my films, I’m not talking about my life, and I’m not talking about the world. And yet, the media will print it simply because I said it. And at this moment in time, I bet there is an artist around the corner of this hotel, on the street, with a mind far beyond ours, but we will never listen to him simply because he has not appeared in a movie. And that is what is fucked up about our culture.
territorialcreep:
i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this
Me and cyborg have asked out TONS of girls.