I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 20 minutes.
We usually fall asleep texting each other in our own beds, I can’t help but imagine us together in the same bed…
Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.
people who breeze through character customization in just a minute or two scare me because i need at least 3-4 hours to make sure my character looks fresh as hell
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
fanfiction is nice until you’re threatened with being a character in it